Equestria Girls

I will say without shame that I am what is known as a 'Brony'.

That's short for 'Bro who likes pony', as in the little girls' cartoon about magical talking ponies.

It did take me a long time to get over the fact that it is My Little Pony, but the simple fact is, it's really freaking good.

And yes, they did make it into a movie.

Kinda.

The movie is about magical talking ponies, but it's also about high school girls with magical powers.

It took a serious turn into weirdsville.

Not only that, but it got a theatrical release too.

So let's take a look at this thing.

The A-Team

In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them maybe you can hire:

The A-Team.

Wait, wrong A-team!

Let me be perfectly honest. I grew up with the original A-Team. George Peppard, Dirk Benedict, Mr. T. and my favourite, Dwight Schultz.

You may know them better as Hannibal, Faceman, B.A. Barakus and Howling Mad Murdock.

But that show is from the Eighties, so naturally when 2010 rolled around we got a reboot.

Six years later and no sign of a sequel, so let's figure out what went wrong.